I'M A CHOLLO PHILLIPS, LEE I'M A CHOLLO WHAT CAN I DO I THREW MY LIFE AWAY NOW I'M A CHOLLO I'M A CHOLLO WHAT CAN I DO I THREW MY LIFE AWAY NOW I'M A CHOLLO I USED TO BE A SURFERMAN BOUGHT ME AN IMPALA AND I SOLD MY VAN GOT A PAIR OF KHAKIS AND A PENDLETON NOW I'M A FULL FLEDGED MEXICAN WELL I'M A CHOLLO MAN NOT A BIT OF PUERTO RICAN I'M A CHOLLO MAN I CHANGED MY NAME TO PACO WENT TO THE STORE AND GOT A TACO IT MADE ME FEEL REAL MACHO NOW ALL MY FRIENDS ARE KAVACHO