SHE'S A HUNCHBACK
PHILLIPS, LEE

SHE'S A NICE GIRL AND I LIKE HER STYLE
BUT SHE'S A HUNCHBACK
I'M NOT A PRETTY GUY GOT A WOODEN EYE
BUT SHE'S A HUNCHBACK
I TAKE HER TO THE FOOTBALL GAME
SHE'S MY LITTLE NOTRE DAME
AND I KNOW THINGS WON'T BE THE SAME
WITHOUT A HUNCHBACK

TOOK HER TO THE DANCE LOOKING FOR ROMANCE
SHE'S A HUNCHBACK
AND WHEN SHE DOES THE TWIST I JUST CAN'T RESIST
WATCHING A HUNCHBACK
EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING AT ME
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LET US BE
SHE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
SHE'S GOT A HUNCHBACK

I GOT A HUNCH THEN AGAIN I JUST DON'T KNOW
SHE DRINKS HAWAIIAN PUNCH SHE CALLS ME QUASIMODO
I'M A LUCKY FELLA SHE'S MY ESMARELDA
DOIN' WHAT I OUGHTA SHE ALWAYS BRINGS ME WATER

I KNOW I'M DOING WELL SHE'S RINGING MY BELL
SHE'S GOT A HUNCHBACK
YEAH I'M FEELING FINE COZ SHE'S SO DIVINE
WITH A HUNCHBACK
I TAKE HER DOWN TO GAY PARIS
ON FILMS AND BOOKS WE DON'T AGREE
SHE CAN'T WALK AND I CAN'T SEE
SHE'S GOT A HUNCHBACK