WATERSLIDE
PHILLIPS, LEE

I GOT MY MAT I'M GONNA TAKE A DIVE
I MIGHT GET WET BUT I'LL STILL BE ALIVE
IT ONLY COST THREE BONES TO PROVE MY MASCULINITY
BUT WHEN I'M RIDING I'M FREESLIDE

ON THE WATERSLIDE (OH NO)
SLIDE ON THE WATERSLIDE (LET'S GO)
SLIDE ON THE WATERSLIDE (OH NO)
WATCH ME GO

IN THE SHOOT I'LL DO THE LOOP TO LOOP
BUT IN THE END I'LL WIND UP IN THE SOUP
THE LAST ONE TO FINISH HAS TO PAY FOR EVERY RIDE
BUT IF I'M LAST YOU'LL LET ME SLIDE

I'M ON THE WATERSLIDE (OH NO)
I'M ON THE WATERSLIDE (LET'S GO)
I'M ON THE WATERSLIDE (OH NO)
WATCH ME GOGO DOWN BACKWARDS ON THE WATERSLIDE
LANE 5 ON THE WATERSLIDE
LANE 6 ON THE WATERSLIDE
I'M GETTING WET ON THE WATERSLIDE